On tonight’s episode of Late Evening With Stephen Colbert, Colbert celebrated the outcomes of Arizona’s election audit, reaffirming Joe Biden’s victory within the state.
The late-night host described this as “a crushing humiliation for the GOP,” earlier than summoning Steve Kornacki, political correspondent for NBC Information, claiming he’d been standing by since final November. Sadly, practically 10 months after the shut of the election, Kornacki had withered away into nothing greater than a prop skeleton, patiently ready for these outcomes to reach. “I forgot to feed him!” Colbert joked.
The mocking continued with Colbert ripping Cyber Ninjas, the contractor that performed the audit. He went on to notice that Maricopa County, AZ must spend much more cash (upwards of $3 million), to purchase new voting machines.
The late-night host then used chess as a way to handle President Trump’s continued claims of a stolen election, within the wake of the end in Arizona. “He’s not enjoying three-dimensional chess. He’s not even enjoying common chess,” he mentioned. “He’s simply shoving the bishop up his butt and yelling Yahtzee!”
Colbert’s complete opening monologue might be discovered above.